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By: Michael Baxter
U.S. Army Cyber Command sources have yet to forensically determine whether last night’s “Dark Brandon” was an imposter—body double, doppelganger, clone, or hologram. However, they expressed certainty over one thing: if it was the genuine Sleepy Joe, he was thwacked out of his pedophilic mind on Adrenochrome during the State of the Union Address.
Seemingly and uncharacteristically replete with vim and vigor, Joe attacked the legitimate president, Donald J. Trump, a dozen times without naming him, labeling him a Russian stooge and enemy of democracy. He also dwelt on Ukraine, imploring lawmakers in the audience to lavishly fund Zelenskyy, an act that would further bankrupt the U.S. and deplete the country’s military arsenal. Moreover, Joe lied about looking to end hostilities in the Middle East. He has been playing both sides of the fence, vigorously funding Israel while promising to ship provisions to Gaza, and he is fearful of alienating Zionist and Muslim support.
The MSM and liberal commentators called his speech triumphant, a victory lap. Joe’s fiery performance, they said, proves beyond all doubt that he, despite his age, is ready and capable of helming the United States for the next four years—and defeating Trump in the 2024 election.
The White Hats at ARCYBER, on the other hand, believe the country saw an illusion—one of Biden’s five known body doubles, a freshly hatched clone, or the real deal, a well-rested Biden fueled by copious amounts of Adrenochrome coursing through his varicose veins.
RRN has previously chronicled Biden’s Adrenochrome addiction. In April 2021, a Secret Service agent assigned to the Bidens’ Delaware home witnessed Jill administering an Adrenochrome infusion to her bedridden, emaciated husband. The cocktail infused him with energy: he sprang out of bed, danced a little jig, and thanked Jill and his personal physician for the “candy,” Biden’s word for Adrenochrome. Some sources claim Biden has been taking Adrenochrome injections and infusions since the 1990s, but RRN hasn’t seen proof to substantiate that assertion.
Nonetheless, the pharmaceutical concoction’s properties are well-established; it temporarily bestows extraordinary strength, mental alacrity, and acuity, and, allegedly, heightened sexual prowess and virality. Its side effects are devastating. Adrenochrome is immediately addictive, more so than heroin and crack. It gives diminishing returns: The more one takes, the more one needs to sustain the high. Withdrawal symptoms include schizoid psychosis and unrelenting rage, followed, in some cases, by intense malaise and systemic organ failure. Only a fresh injection abates rapid deterioration.
If the man calling himself President Biden last night was either the authentic Biden or a clone, he displayed unquestionable signs of Adrenochrome madness.
“In his natural state, Biden is a mumbling fool. He can’t string four words together without mumbling incoherencies. His handlers have him in the basement or in bed by 3:00 p.m. because he suffers sundowning from Alzheimer’s. Adrenochrome alleviates that. As for clones, the Deep State hasn’t, best as we know, found a way to rid the clone of its host’s ailments. So, Biden has dementia, and so would his clones. And a clone would need Adrenochrome, too. But the only way to tell for sure is to get a look at the back of the mouth, feet, or genitals, which we don’t see on television. The other possibility is much simpler—a lookalike in a Latex mask,” our source said.
ARCYBER, he said, will spend the next day or two scrutinizing footage, comparing what was shown on television to their stored footage.
“We’ll discover the truth soon enough,” he said.
As an aside, RRN has received news of several arrests following the SOTU address. We hope to have more info on these tomorrow.
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