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By: Michael Baxter

U.S. Army Cyber Command sources have yet to forensically determine whether last night’s “Dark Brandon” was an imposter—body double, doppelganger, clone, or hologram. However, they expressed certainty over one thing: if it was the genuine Sleepy Joe, he was thwacked out of his pedophilic mind on Adrenochrome during the State of the Union Address.

Seemingly and uncharacteristically replete with vim and vigor, Joe attacked the legitimate president, Donald J. Trump, a dozen times without naming him, labeling him a Russian stooge and enemy of democracy. He also dwelt on Ukraine, imploring lawmakers in the audience to lavishly fund Zelenskyy, an act that would further bankrupt the U.S. and deplete the country’s military arsenal. Moreover, Joe lied about looking to end hostilities in the Middle East. He has been playing both sides of the fence, vigorously funding Israel while promising to ship provisions to Gaza, and he is fearful of alienating Zionist and Muslim support.

The MSM and liberal commentators called his speech triumphant, a victory lap. Joe’s fiery performance, they said, proves beyond all doubt that he, despite his age, is ready and capable of helming the United States for the next four years—and defeating Trump in the 2024 election.

The White Hats at ARCYBER, on the other hand, believe the country saw an illusion—one of Biden’s five known body doubles, a freshly hatched clone, or the real deal, a well-rested Biden fueled by copious amounts of Adrenochrome coursing through his varicose veins.

RRN has previously chronicled Biden’s Adrenochrome addiction. In April 2021, a Secret Service agent assigned to the Bidens’ Delaware home witnessed Jill administering an Adrenochrome infusion to her bedridden, emaciated husband. The cocktail infused him with energy: he sprang out of bed, danced a little jig, and thanked Jill and his personal physician for the “candy,” Biden’s word for Adrenochrome. Some sources claim Biden has been taking Adrenochrome injections and infusions since the 1990s, but RRN hasn’t seen proof to substantiate that assertion.

Nonetheless, the pharmaceutical concoction’s properties are well-established; it temporarily bestows extraordinary strength, mental alacrity, and acuity, and, allegedly, heightened sexual prowess and virality. Its side effects are devastating. Adrenochrome is immediately addictive, more so than heroin and crack. It gives diminishing returns: The more one takes, the more one needs to sustain the high. Withdrawal symptoms include schizoid psychosis and unrelenting rage, followed, in some cases, by intense malaise and systemic organ failure. Only a fresh injection abates rapid deterioration.

If the man calling himself President Biden last night was either the authentic Biden or a clone, he displayed unquestionable signs of Adrenochrome madness.

“In his natural state, Biden is a mumbling fool. He can’t string four words together without mumbling incoherencies. His handlers have him in the basement or in bed by 3:00 p.m. because he suffers sundowning from Alzheimer’s. Adrenochrome alleviates that. As for clones, the Deep State hasn’t, best as we know, found a way to rid the clone of its host’s ailments. So, Biden has dementia, and so would his clones. And a clone would need Adrenochrome, too. But the only way to tell for sure is to get a look at the back of the mouth, feet, or genitals, which we don’t see on television. The other possibility is much simpler—a lookalike in a Latex mask,” our source said.

ARCYBER, he said, will spend the next day or two scrutinizing footage, comparing what was shown on television to their stored footage.

“We’ll discover the truth soon enough,” he said.

As an aside, RRN has received news of several arrests following the SOTU address. We hope to have more info on these tomorrow.

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By Michael Baxter

United States Marines on Monday arrested warmonger and top Deep State Department official Victoria Nuland, enforcing a military arrest warrant that charges the vile woman with treason and seditious conspiracy, crimes for which she will likely be executed, if convicted.

The arrest occurred Monday morning on the outskirts of D.C. at Nuland’s palatial estate. Sources in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News that she and her husband, historian Robert Kagan, had just seated themselves for breakfast when a Marine scout/sniper squad stormed the home, tranquilized Nuland’s taxpayer-funded security detail, and arrested both Nuland and Kagan, the latter as a co-conspirator to Nuland’s villainy.

“Kagan is criminally complicit,” the source said.

According to an after-action report reviewed by RRN, Nuland watched in horror as her security guards dropped one by one, then demanded that Kagan, a portly 65-year-old misanthrope, protect her. But Kagan wasn’t feeling so chivalrous. Rather than defend his wife, he blurted “oh, shit” and tried unsuccessfully to flee the residence, abandoning his shrieking spouse. He was struck in the back by a Taser and tranquilizer darts as he tottered to a rear door. Nuland gawked in stunned silence as her cowardly husband collapsed beneath his weight to the floor. She then chose pragmatism over idealism, holding her empty hands high above her head and begging the Marines to take her into custody unharmed. She had not, however, resigned entirely to an ineluctable fate; she told the Marines that Biden and Obama—her earlier master–would avenge her. The Marines subdued Nuland and cleared the house, seizing electronic devices before they left with the unconscious couple. They left the three paralyzed security guards behind.

Almost immediately after the arrest, the Deep State Department announced that Nuland would soon retire from politics. Our source said the announcement was characteristic of how the Deep State rationalizes the sudden disappearance of high-ranking officials to the public.

“The illegitimate administration isn’t going to admit the swamp is getting drained. And their MSM allies won’t either. If they did, they’d appear weak, rudderless, and ineffectual to their constituents. So, they make up these retirement and hospitalization stories to obscure the truth. The only place Nuland’s retiring to is GITMO, and hopefully the gallows,” our source said.

Nuland, he added, was so entrenched in the Deep State that they would probably kill her had she written a resignation letter.

The military’s indictment against Nuland is encyclopedic. It alleges she had overseen and micromanaged U.S. bioweapon laboratories in Ukraine. Moreover, it asserts that Nuland and Kagen were kingpins in the illegal production and distribution of Adrenochrome flowing between the United States and Eastern Europe. If all charges are valid, Nuland also had a role in the destruction of the Nord Stream pipeline and, years and years ago, managed Obama’s infamous enemies list.

“And there’s a lot more beyond that, but I don’t know if Adm. Crandall will introduce every crime she’s committed. A military tribunal like that could take a year! Still, you know, there is no defense for what Nuland’s done, and I imagine any panel will see that quickly,” our source said.

In closing, he said Nuland and Kagan will face individual tribunals.

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By: Michael Baxter

White Hats investigating the cause of the Texas fires now have material evidence proving that Direct Energy Weapons (DEWs) started the raging infernos, which are only 30% contained as of this writing.

Three days after the blaze began in late February, White Hats sent several fact-finding teams to the Texas Panhandle to search for indicators of Deep State treachery. U.S. Army Twelve-Mikes, the branch’s military designation for firefighters, and friendly civilian arson investigators, comprised the 300-man task force, whose responsibilities included interviewing locals and searching for telltale signs of a laser-induced fire.

On March 1, Task Force Alpha, one of eight teams, spoke with a cattle rancher whose now-scorched property sits east of Borger, Texas, within what’s been called the Smokehouse Creek Fire, the largest of four active blazes. He had asked White Hats—and they asked Real Raw News—to shield his identity for fear of government reprisal, so we’ll call him “Mr. Roberts” for ease of readability. As the story goes, Mr. Roberts recounted to the Task Force that he had just finished tending his herd and was sitting in the living room when he heard what sounded like a rush of violent wind—”almost tornado-like,” he said—and saw, through a large window, a streak of blinding, prismatic light strike dead center in a pasture where his herd had been grazing.

Mr. Roberts said the column of light set the field aflame and “vaporized” 50 cows.

According to a White Hat incident report reviewed by RRN, Mr. Roberts relayed the story to a local newspaper, the Borger News-Herald, but the answering party called him a “crackpot” and disconnected the call. He met similar resistance from a second online paper. He had also phoned FOX 34, a FOX News affiliate in Lubbock; a call screener said, “That’s not something we can discuss, and it’s something you might want to forget about.”

The White Hat task force, our source said, learned of Mr. Roberts’ incredible tale from a Borger resident with ties to the White Hat community.

“Mr. Robets was cagey about talking to the task force because he thought they were feds sent to silence him,” our source said. “Whoever he talked to at FOX 34 put the fear of God in him not to mention light beams or DEWs. Took the better part of a day to earn his trust.”

Besides examining the ashy remnants of Mr. Roberts’ home—and the scorched earth surrounding it—the task force collected soil and rock samples, which were sent to geologists at the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for triaxial tests. Their investigation concluded that sandstone on Mr. Roberts’ property had been instantaneously superheated into quartzite, a metamorphosis that occurs in nature over thousands of years; sandstone is converted into quartzite through heating and pressure usually related to tectonic compression within orogenic belts.

Only a non-natural, synthetic weapon could have vastly shortened what takes nature millennia to accomplish, they surmised.

Other evidence included the skeletal ashes of vaporized cattle.

“Cremation needs temps exceeding 1,800 Fahrenheit. The hottest we’ve seen in Texas is 1,500. Now, I imagine over time, several hours maybe, that’s hot enough to burn bone, but Mr. Roberts’ cattle got turned to dust in a second. They got dustified,” our source said.

Asked if White Hats could explain the tornadic-sounding air that coincided with the burst of light, he said, “We have no material on that. However, experts speculate that a DEW could’ve superheated the atmosphere and caused a microburst that sent out a pressure wave. We’re still hunting for more evidence; all signs point to DEWs, possibly multiple points of impact.”

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