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NYT-vs-NYT hantavirus whiplash; 30 lbs of uranium quietly extracted from Venezuela; the Times’ rigged verbs; DNI Tuls Gabbard turns 2022’s “Russian propaganda” into a real federal investigation; more.
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Good morning, C&C family, itβs Wednesday! Iβm off to DC to attend an exciting conservative conference tomorrow and Friday. So there may be some traveling turbulence in the C&C schedule. Please bear with me. It might not be all badβ today your post is extra-early. Todayβs roundup includes: the hantavirus media circus that doesnβt survive five minutes of CDC data; thirty pounds of weapons-grade uranium quietly extracted from Venezuela; the New York Timesβ rigged-verb headline trick exposed; and DNI Tulsi Gabbardβs biolab investigation goes thermonuclear.
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I had hoped to let this ridiculous story blow over and avoid writing about it completely. But since the Democratsβ midterm chances are sinking, the volume of media hysteria predicting the next 100-year pandemic is becoming deafening and increasingly incoherent. Behold two of yesterdayβs competing headlines. First, the New York Times, May 12th:


First of all, the CDC already tracks hantavirus, and has been tracking it for decades. Itβs right on the website. You can see at the CDCβs link that, between 1993-2023, it has recorded 890 reportedhantavirus cases in the United States. Only five had confirmed foreign exposure:

To put that in perspective, more Americans are injured annually by vending machines. But the media would like you to know that this is the moment to panic, and they would appreciate it if you could do so before the November midterms.
There are so many that I wonβt bother going through all the reasons you should instantly reject any hantavirus nonsense. Itβs much less of a threat than monkeypox, even to leather festival aficionados. Iβll just point out a few key facts that will expose the whole rigged game.
On May 7th βless than a week agoβ the NYT ran a different op-ed penned by Caitlin Rivers, a CDC epidemiologist, who provided her advice in the form of a handy-dandy flow chart:

βYou do not need to worry.β Beyond the lack of any reason to be concerned βeven according to the expertsβ and besides the fact that hantavirus cases pop up in the U.S. every single year, there is another solid reason to ignore this stupid story: the media is clearly lying through omission.
The average age of cruisers onboard the MV Hondius is 65. As usual, allegedly respecting the βprivacyβ of dead people, the media is revealing virtually nothing useful about the three passengers said to have died from their hantavirus infections, not even their ages (much less whether they had any comorbidities or were immune-compromised).
The media reports the age of virtually everyone and everything it covers. Itβs like a nervous tic. It must be in the stylebook. Walter Wienerslav, 73, said he is furious watching his MAGA neighbor, Jenny Jenkins, 37, planting agave where his beloved Shih Tzu Little Walter, 12, loves to play. The three passengers who died of hantavirus aboard the Hondius are, as of this writing, the only people in any news story this year whose ages have not been reported. The media has explained this as a matter of βprivacy.β The deceased could not be reached for comment on whether they found this respectful or suspicious.
Itβs not like they are in the dark. The media surely know exactly who the deceased are. The Hondius carries 150 passengers and crew. This is not a large vessel. Its capacity is roughly equivalent to a below-average Waffle House. For context, a Celebrity cruise ship carries approximately 6,500 people. The idea that the identities and ages of three deceased passengers on a 150-person ship are somehow unknowable to thousands of international journalists who can find anyoneβs stinker of a third-grade report card in forty-five minutes is, to put it gently, not credible.
Why trad-media would obscure these peopleβs ages en masse is anyoneβs guess. (My guess is they were all over 90.) At least one article I found referred to them as βelderly passengers,β which I suspect means older than the average age.
Iβll bet Michelleβs Tahoe that, if the three deceased passengers were βthree healthy software engineers in their 30βs from Berlin,β we not only would know their precise ages (and everything else about them), but their ages would be in the headlines. The fact the media is universally concealing this fact can only mean that these poor folks were at least in their 70βs, if not older.
If they told us the ages, everybody would ignore this story. And, if I had to bet, Iβd push all my crypto on the square that their comorbidities and condition were so fragile that a bad cold would have done them in. Possibly even a strongly worded letter from the condo association.
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The next story was almost entirely embargoed by corporate media (only Fox covered it). Indiaβs Economic Times reported it, though: βUS removes highly enriched uranium from Venezuela.β Iβll bet you didnβt even know there was any enriched uranium in Venezuela. It turns up in the strangest places. Well, now weβve got it. Another dividend from our Maduro-snatching operation.

βThanks to President Trumpβs decisive leadership, the dedicated teams on the ground completed in months what would have normally taken years,β said Brandon Williams, NNSA Administrator. βIt is another signal to the world of a restored and renewed Venezuela,β he added. (The NNSA is a semi-autonomous agency within the US Department of Energy.)
Venezuela had a small research reactor, but activities ended in 1991. The 30 pounds of uranium, enriched above the 20% danger threshold, were left over as βsurplus material.β Donβt get all conspiratorial. Every banana republic keeps yellowcake. Itβs like a spare key for the Airbnb. Because, like all of us, rogue, cartel-linked communist governments in South America obviously need some spare uranium laying around just in case. Donβt be silly.
Anyway, itβs now been transported safely to the United States for even safer safekeepingβ before anyone even knew it was on its way.
One gets the strong sense there is a lot happening in Venezuela right now, and the media either doesnβt know or wonβt say. This might be the biggest, most concealed story in the world right now. Maybe Iβll connect some dots on the South American transformation soon.
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Time for another media malpractice lesson! Yesterday, the New York Times reported on FBI Director Kash Patelβs heated testimony before Congress, where Democrats accused him to his face βwithout a scrap of evidenceβ of being a bigger drunk than the barflies in the Simpsons. Here is how the Times headlined/framed it:

This is a masterpiece of the form. Note that the word βdeniesβ does not require the underlying accusation to be true, sourced, or even minimally plausible. Using this technique, one could write βLincoln Denies Theater Was Unsafe,β βTitanic Captain Denies Iceberg Concerns,β or βTimes Editors Deny Knowing Exactly What They Are Doing.β
Only one of those headlines would be false.
The Times routinely headlines Republican statements as βfalsely claims.β Senator Van Hollen accused Kash Patel, under oath, of being a liar and a drunk, with no supporting evidence. The Times headlined this as Patel βdenyingβ it. But a consistent application of the Times style guide would have produced the headline: βSenator Van Hollen Falsely Claims Patel Is a Drunk.β The Times is aware of this option. They considered it briefly and then went to hot yoga.
The horrid article never even tried to justify the accusations of lying and βexcessive drinking.β It just blandly reported that Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) (may a pox be upon him) said that. In that sense, this top-of-page story wasnβt βnewsβ at all, since it just reported traded barbs. It wasnβt even fact-checking news. It was just Van Hollenβs stupid slur, repeated several times over for liberal engagement trolling.
See, the editors could have easily swapped the focus, and instead of reporting βKash Deniedβ they could have more accuratelyreported, βIn Heated Exchanges, Senator Van Hollen Falsely Claims Patel Lied, Drank.β
Corporate media deploys this mendacious trick all the time. Iβll prove it to you. They know exactly how it works and when to use it. Take their Trump reporting, for example. CNN, April:

MSNOW, February:

The UK Guardian, October:


Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer:

Basically, the corporate media style book is, if a Republican says something, especially about a Democrat, go with βfalsely claims.β But if Van Hollen (D) claims something about an R, go with βRepublican denies,β absent-mindedly failing to mention whether the Democratβs claim is false. Whenever Democrats make blatantly false claims, trad-media becomes Mr. Magoo.
Itβs a cheap headline trick to ensure the Republican always looks bad. This is not journalism. It is a Mad Lib with a political agenda, and the word that always gets filled into the blank is βRepublican.β Where thereβs smokeβ¦ thereβs a Times Editor peeping at you from under the neighboring bathroom stall. (This is an extremely specific image, and I want to be clear that I have no evidence any Times editor has ever done this. I would, however, note that the Times has not denied it.)
Anyway, learn this trick and never fall for it again.
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Weβve waited a long time for this headline. Finally, it appearsβ helpfully (and totally coincidentally) within the midterm election sweet spot. In an exclusive, yesterday the New York Post reported, βDNI Tulsi Gabbard probes US funding to more than 120 biolabs abroad.β Ruh-roh! The article explained that at least 40 of those labs are in Ukraine.

Speaking of denials. When, in March, 2022, the Biden administration was caught having flatly and falsely denied the existence of U.S.-funded biolabs in Ukraine, officials explained that the denials were not lies, per se, but rather were part of an βInformation Resilienceβ strategy designed to βshape the public narrativeβ and βcounter foreign malign influence.β
This is a very useful concept. Husbands everywhere are encouraged to adopt it immediately. βHoney, I didnβt lie about buying the Cybertruck. I was implementing a domestic Information Resilience strategy to mitigate and counter foreign malign influence from the Tesla dealership.β
Usually I wait with these types of stories. If the βnewsβ is somebody said something, then whatever they said must have independent news value. Here, the bare threat of an investigation of this subject is potentially thermonuclear. To particular people. Alert readers will recall that, in addition to having a million-dollar-a-year board member gig with Ukrainian gas giant Burisma βa remote, no-work-required jobβ the presidential meth addict was also dabbling in bioweapons research.

In between chasing hookers and meetings with his drug dealers, Hunter Biden βcoβfoundedβ Rosemont Seneca Technology Partners, a venture capital fund that βinvestedβ in tech and biotech startup. Rosemont, in turn, sank $500,000 into Metabiota, a San Francisco-based companythat βbuilds disease-surveillance and outbreak-prediction systems,β for a 14% stake. Hunter then helped Metabiota raise additional millions from other investors like Google and Goldman Sachs.
Hunter Bidenβs professional rΓ©sumΓ©, as it has emerged over the years, is quite remarkable. It includes: board member of a Ukrainian gas company (no energy experience required), co-founder of a venture capital firm, investor in a Pentagon-linked biolab contractor, fine art painter (prices available upon request), and occasional international diplomat. This is an impressive range of expertise for a man whose primary documented skill was the ability to leave laptops at repair shops while on a bender and then forget about them.
π₯ Hunter Bidenβs Laptop-from-Hell emails documented his pitch to Burisma βa natural gas companyβ for a βscience projectβ involving biolabs in Ukraine. This is a perfectly normal thing for a gas company to be interested in. After all, when you think of the great synergies between fossil fuel extraction and gain-of-function pathogen research, the only question is why moreenergy companies arenβt getting into the bioweapons space.
Itβs practically a natural fit. You drill down, you find something, you make it more infectious. Itβs basically the same business model.
Anyway, Metabiota later became one of several subcontractors providing Pentagon-funded βbiosurveillanceβ in Ukraine. And to survey the bio, of course you have to genetically engineer it to see if you can make it more deadly and infectious. Donβt be stupid. Itβs science.
Metabiota also got grant money from USAID βagain, of courseβ including its PREDICT program, which was later linked to Wuhan and the covid pandemic.

CLIP: Metabiota – Hunter Corona Ukraine Connections (7:24).
More explosively, in 2022 Russiaβs Ministry of Defense and senior officials made an official complaint to the United Nations Security Council, arguing that Hunter Bidenβs Rosemont Seneca Partners secretly βsponsored a military biological program in Ukraine,β and highlighted its affiliations with Metabiota and Black & Veatch as Pentagon biolab co-contractors. Chinese outlets and commentators amplified this, explicitly claiming that Hunter Biden βraised fundsβ for Ukrainian biolabs through his investment in Metabiota and describing Metabiotaβs work as part of a U.S. military bioweapons effort.

π₯ As far as we can tell from the limited information in the Post story, Tulsi Gabbardβs ODNI investigation will be a top-down audit of that entire overseas biolab ecosystem βincluding the Ukraine sites and probably Hunter Bidenβs connectionsβ under the authority of President Trumpβs executive orders pushing back against gain-of-function and risky pathogen research.
This isnβt something Tulsi just thought of the other day. Indeed, Tulsi broke the biolabs-in-Ukraine story. On March 13, 2022, she posted a social media selfie titled, βThere are 25+ US-funded biolabs in Ukraine.β

CLIP: Tulsi β There are 25+ US-funded biolabs in Ukraine (1:51).
Tulsi carefully framed this news as a bipartisan nationalβsecurity concern βthat the Proxy War could accidentally trigger a bio-breachβ and accused the Biden administration of covering up the labsβ existence and the risks. βWe must take action now to prevent disaster,β she said. She pointed to Victoria Nulandβs congressional testimony a few days before, and to the State Departmentβs March 9, 2022 statement, as evidence of shifting Biden denials.
She was savaged by corporate media. You remember what it was like in 2022. The censorship machine was running at full speed, at its peak power. Trad-media factβcheckers called her statements Russian propaganda. Military.com, Forbes, Newsweek, the New York Times, and others accused her of spreading misinformation. Mitt Romney beetled out from under a rotting log and croaked, βTulsi Gabbard is parroting false Russian propaganda. Her treasonous lies may well cost lives.β He called her a βRussian asset.β (Heβs since crawled back under the log.)
It turns out Romney was parroting false Biden propaganda and spreading treasonous lies. Just saying.
By 2024, Homeland Security had labeled Tulsi as a security threat and placed her on the dreaded Quad-S (βSSSSβ) travel restriction list for βenhancedβ searches and mandatory airport escorts. (DHS later claimed it was a βmistake.β Kristi Noem later ended the whole Quiet Skies program, citing Tulsiβs case. Tulsi wins.)
In hindsight, her early complaints sit right at the intersection of three things: Deep state infoβops, a real DTRA/Pentagon/Hunter biolab network in Ukraine, and a deliberately dishonest messaging strategy from the highest levels of the United States governmentβ exactly what Gabbard is now, as DNI, turning around and auditing.
π₯ Who and what could be implicated in Ukrainian corruption and illegal bioweapons research that may, at minimum, have broken U.S. laws about gain-of-function research? Why did Bidenβs State Department order the Ukrainians to immediately destroy all the paperwork? Officially, they claimed the Ukrainians were only told to destroy the samples of pathogens, to keep them out of Russian hands, but videos showed Ukrainians at the labs hastily burning file folders, bankerβs boxes, and reams of paper.

If you want to give the Biden Administration the benefit of the doubt (I donβt), you could say the Ukrainians were just being overly enthusiastic in closing down the offices.
Which raises another fascinating question: besides Hunter and his business partners, who else might receive an ODNI subpoena? Who might see Tulsiβs announcement and decide that discretion is the better part of valor and so forth, and that it might be best to keep a low profile as the midterm elections approach? The military-industrial complex might, for instance, conclude that it would be a terrific idea not to aggravate anyone by making any large midterm donations to the out-of-power party.
We have no way of knowing. But if Tulsi is now telling the Post about her biolab investigations, one suspects that sheβs closer to being finished rather than just getting started. Why would she give her investigatory targets any advance notice? The public part of the investigation might be starting now, now that all the behind-the-scenes work is done and ODNI knows what to ask for and who to ask.
In that sense, Tulsiβs announcement was like a declaration of war.
Four years ago, she was just a private citizen, a veteran and former Congresswoman who suffered the humiliations, indignities, and risks of Bidenβs weaponized justice system. Now she leads the most powerful intelligence apparatus in human history. Funny how the wheel turns. And sheβs just told the New York Post that the game that started back in March, 2022, has come online.
Regardless of any political timing considerations, we finally begin to see a set of frustrating, long-dangling loose threads being tied together. The patchwork of corruption that Tulsi began stitching together just weeks after the Proxy War started is beginning to form a quilt that could conceivably smother someone.
One imagines Tulsi at her desk in the ODNI headquarters, surrounded by classified files, quietly knitting a blanket of doom. Ukrainian yarn. A gain-of-function pattern. And someone, somewhere, is already starting to get warm.
Have a wonderful Wednesday! Iβll be traveling today through Sunday, so posts may be hotel-blogged, truncated, or posted at odd times. Thank you for your patience! With any luck at all, weβll be back tomorrow morning, on time, with an all-new edition of C&Cβs essential news and caffeinated commentary.
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